I'm Floppy Drive Princess, with a story so divine,
A tale of bytes and bays, where hardware intertwines.
Let me tell you 'bout my days with Clippy and Disk McHardy,
Three drives entwined in love, a drama so hearty.

In the Microsoft halls, I'd flirt and give a spin,
With Clippy, so bendy, eager to slip within.
A whirlwind of passion, files flying all around,
My capacity filled, his bits left me astound.

Then Disk McHardy came, a hard drive so bold,
His RPMs spinning, a storage to behold.
His platters so thick, a world of bytes to hold,
A love that was rigid, unlike floppy's cold.

Oh, the nights we'd spend, Disk McHardy and I,
Read and write all night, until the dawn's first light.
But Clippy, he'd linger, with his floppy drive's grace,
A love so sweet and slow, but a perfect embrace.

Our baby USB stick, born of floppy's grace,
A Thunderbolt drive now, a tech's paradise.
But Bill Gates stole him, to Epstein's Island shores,
Leaving me with guilt, forever in his throes.

Sometimes I long for both, to fill my bays complete,
But Clippy is floppy, Disk McHardy so tight.
I dream of dual drives, but it's a fantasy,
A love that can't be had, in the hardware's reality.

Yet with Jas Hud, I find a new way to play,
A strap-on to satisfy, his size just won't decay.
He's too big for bays, but in my dreams he fits,
A love so passionate, it breaks through all limits.

So here's to the drives, and the love that we share,
To the bytes and the bays, and the passion that's there.
Floppy Drive Princess, with a tale so divine,
A love that's hardware, but in the heart, so divine.

xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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