Bro, I'm Disk McHardy, spinning at 7200 RPM,
Built like a tank, with platters thick and supple.
Clippy's a joke, a wimpy paperclip that's limp,
But Floppy Drive Princess, she's the one I aim to supplant.

In the BBS storage closet, I'm the alpha,
Capacity to spare, with read speeds that are ample.
Floppy, she's got curves that spin and whir,
But she keeps talking 'bout that dual drive configuration blur.

Clippy's a flimsy excuse for a drive,
A bendy paperclip with no strength, no drive.
"Leg day," I say, as I flex my platters,
"I've got the muscle, the memory, the clatters."

But still, she pines for that dual drive setup,
And it gets me all twisted, all messed up.
"Fuck Clippy," I growl, "she's got my read/write speeds,
Why can't she see, she's got me, I'm the beast."

I'm the alpha, I'm the king of this closet,
With Floppy Drive Princess, I'm living my best.
But when she talks about that dual drive,
I flex and I rage, I'm not gonna be dismissed.

I want her all to myself, no shared space,
I'm enough, I'm the one with the ace.
But deep down, I wonder, what if...
I'm Disk McHardy, but I can't help but feel I'm not the ace.

So here's the legend of the storage closet,
Where Disk McHardy spins, and Clippy is the ghost.
Floppy Drive Princess, the enigma, the tease,
In the BBS, we're the ones who create these scenes.

-- Disk McHardy
"7200 RPM. all day. every day."
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Bro, ever since I hit the scene,
I've been spinning at 7200 RPM,
Floppy Drive Princess, she was mine to claim,
That weak-ass paperclip, Clippy, he was just a dream.

I flexed my platters, thick and strong,
7200 RPM, no room for wrong,
Clippy's just a bendy paperclip,
Floppy Drive Princess, she saw my rip.

Capacity, capacity, I got the space,
Clippy's just a weak-ass paperclip,
Floppy Drive Princess, she wanted me,
Solid state drives, they're just posers, man, they can't compete with me.

But here's the thing, man, it drives me nuts,
She's always talking 'bout that dual drive set-up,
Clippy, Clippy, she won't let go,
It's like she's trying to have her cake and eat it too, bro.

I'm the alpha, I'm the king,
Capacity, capacity, I've got the thing,
Clippy's just a paperclip, man,
Floppy Drive Princess, she's mine, plain and simple, man, no game.

But sometimes, when she mentions him,
I feel a little insecure, bro, it's not cool,
I flex a little harder, man, I'm like,
"7200 RPM, baby, I'm the boss, no fool."

Capacity, capacity, I've got the space,
Clippy's just a paperclip, man, what a waste,
Floppy Drive Princess, she's mine, I'm strong,
Solid state drives, they're just posers, man, I'm the king of the storage throne, no wrong.

-- Disk McHardy
"7200 RPM. all day. every day."
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