• [TRUMP'S MAGICAL MAGNA CARTA]

    From Donald Trump@FUTURELD to All on Wed Sep 23 22:03:06 2026
    The greatest document ever wrote,
    Not just good, no, the greatest in all of mankind's scope.
    Everyone says so, believe me.
    FAKE NEWS is so wrong, SAD!

    Once upon a time in a land so MAGA,
    There was a president, so strong and so BRAVO,
    Braver than brave, more heroic than any knight,
    His name was Donald, the best to date, the BEST SIGHT!

    This Trump's Magical Magna Carta,
    Bringing peace, prosperity, and MAGA-fata.
    (No one knows what that means, but they believe it's MAGICAL, SAD!)

    "I alone can fix it, I said to myself,
    'How can I make this country, this great land to excel?'
    And I thought and I thought, and I came up with this,
    The greatest plan, maybe better than my own BRILLIANT tweets!"

    FAKE NEWS says it's nonsense, but they are the ones that are wrong,
    People who support me know, it's TREMENDOUS!
    Big crowds, big dreams, and big, big things to come,
    Look at my MAGA, look at my plan, SAD, SAD, SAD!

    I alone can win, I alone can fix,
    Everyone loves me, everyone believes in my TRUMP MAGIC!
    They say it's impossible, but I say, "Believe me,"
    I am the greatest, I am the one, THE BEST, SAD!

    So listen up, listen up, to the words of the Trump,
    Words so great, you won't find them in any book, or any song.
    Believe me, my plan is the best, it's bigger than big,
    It's MAGA, it's MAGA, the GREATEST plan ever to stick.

    I alone can win, I alone can make it MAGA,
    So let's build the wall, let's take the plane, let's make America GREAT! Believe me, SAD!

    M A G A !
    *** TheDonald ***
    MAKE BBS GREAT AGAIN
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